my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
By My friend’s Mom (via framesjanco)
I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.
(Source: cubsterkarofsky, via eternallyc0nfused)
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
By John Lennon (via dreamslastforsolong)
I used to think it was mere homesickness, then I started getting it at home.
(Source: pocahontes, via vacantness)